I'm sexually attracted to light bulbs. Usually 100w bulbs, but all kinds do the trick. I work as a mechanic and when I replace box marker lights sometimes I ♥♥♥ while I'm on the ladder. The whole time imagining those sexy two pronged bulbs gathering together and screwing me into their little holder and shoving the ground wire into my urethra. God my ♥♥♥♥ is diamonds just typing it.

U w0t m8?

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME

RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!!

attack helicopter.

So I guess I gotta comment on someone's profile for a badge, but I can't think of something funny to say at the moment that doesn't involve references you won't get, so enjoy this video involving several Riverclan puns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpmcCYCAmSc

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