TY DROBNA KURWO CZITERSKA

Best Noob player

You are big gay

Lil J is my daddy <3

After a good game of CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a arma lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

✘ Lol, seriously now. Firstly, NO, I AM NOT a "gamer girl"- I am just a normal gamer like YOU. I am NOT a 12year old squeaker looking for attention, pretending with a voice changer to be a girl for free items and ♥♥♥♥. I actually sit and pee and my balls are situated at the top (referring to boobs, you noobly virgin), but I promise you my ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than yours. xD Also, I like my single player "small' puzzle / platformer / indie games the most