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166.1 hrs on record (130.8 hrs at review time)
Major Order Completed: Get Sony to revoke their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ decisions.

Good job everyone.
Posted 5 May, 2024.
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492.0 hrs on record (301.2 hrs at review time)
eh its p good
Posted 4 July, 2019. Last edited 4 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
17.8 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
Few times in one's life do they get the opportunity to do the things that you can do in this game. I have been blessed with the oppurtunity to shoot dinosaurs in the crotch while driving mech suits and tanks.

Doesn't sound relaxing enough?

Perhaps you enjoy pushing your friends and dinosaur corpses through the blood and feces of a now endangered species with state of the art ragdoll physics?

And how can we forget about the CryEngine level graphics and in-depth storyline? I was hooked from the beginning of the 10 level massacre to the end. I became legitimately worried about the sanity and morality of the characters and even the dinosaurs. The game creates a player-glitchy NPC bond that can only be created on the incredibly diverse levels that the developers have created. Don't even get me started on the animations! They were "Transformers" quality and left me in awe every time I looked at them in 3rd person mode.

Basically, this game gives you an oppurtunity to achieve your goals and conquer your greatest fears in one incredible experience.
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26/10 would recommend to public
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Best game on Steam.
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Posted 23 June, 2014. Last edited 23 June, 2014.
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