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POV: You're TJ. You read a post from Andrew stating that we are old. You decide to respond with a dramatic flair. You construct a time machine out of nearby materials: cardboard, rubber bands, an expired bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red, and a few strands of belly button lint. With a black thick tip marker, you draw a circle on the cardboard and, in the center, write in the words "Press to time travel, bro." With an expression of childlike glee worn upon your face, you slam your hand upon the circle, plunging yourself into the time-space-continuum. It's 2065. A vibration in your pocket, you check, your iphone, it has been updated to IOS 194.
POV: You're Andrew. The year is 2065. It's been four years since the last Emelak post Brokenshield replied to on Steam. You're sitting at a mahogany desk with FireFox open in a state of bereaved melancholy, as a single ray of light illuminates your face. An invitation sits on a nearby desk; an invitation to a funeral, now covered in dust. While cleaning, your wife notices the invitation and picks it up, flipping it back and forth with inquisitive fervor. She wipes a clean stroke through the dust on the invitation with her hand, revealing the cursive, calligraphic typeface that remained hidden beneath. "Honey," she says, her voice breaking from age, "who was TJ?".