Käyttäjän Emol POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 16.11

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 17.38

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 20.3.2018 klo 10.55

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 17.38

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 17.54

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 19.39

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 19.3.2018 klo 6.43

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 23.3.2018 klo 11.53

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 23.3.2018 klo 14.54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 11.4.2018 klo 9.22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 24.3.2018 klo 9.07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 6.4.2018 klo 7.56

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 25.1.2020 klo 5.47

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 19.3.2018 klo 6.43

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 7.5.2018 klo 0.11

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 29.1.2022 klo 17.03

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 20.3.2018 klo 10.55

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 17.25

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 20.3.2018 klo 10.55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 11.4.2018 klo 13.15

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 18.3.2018 klo 5.37

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 17.34

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 20.3.2018 klo 10.55

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 23.3.2018 klo 11.53

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 18.3.2018 klo 5.25

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 6.4.2018 klo 7.56

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 16.42

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 18.00

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 18.01

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 19.05

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 22.4.2018 klo 10.00

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 16.28

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 20.3.2018 klo 10.55

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 20.3.2018 klo 10.55

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Avattu 18.3.2018 klo 7.56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Avattu 17.3.2018 klo 19.44

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 26.7.2020 klo 9.59

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 26.7.2020 klo 9.59

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Avattu 26.7.2020 klo 9.59

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 29.1.2022 klo 17.02

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

3 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

23 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

3 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

9 / 30