Humans were drinking alcohol five thousand years ago.

And they're still drinking it now.

Alcohol is humanity's friend.

Can I abandon a friend?


"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra


"If you are bad then I'm your dad." - Some Indian dude


"I know it looks bad, well ♥♥♥♥, it is bad." - A quote about my life, by me


"I'm going to smoke a bed and go to cigarette." - DK 2018


"In Star Wars there is no rape, only Force ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - George Lucas


Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. “One last trip,” he whispers, “to Flavortown.”


"You don't need to go to church to be a Christian. If you go to Taco Bell, that doesn't make you a taco." - Justin Bieber


"Life's a ♥♥♥♥♥, pull them panties to the side now." - Kendrick Lamar


"Life is cruel, why should the afterlife be any different" - Davy Jones


"How can I sink if I'm already at the bottom?"


"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door." - Rust Cohle


"Nobody dies a virgin, life ♥♥♥♥♥ us all." - Mahatma Gandhi


"It's not gay if it's plastic" - Lem


"I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind, I don't need to see the price tag anyway." - Dracula


"Togther we fight, never we fail" - Ecom30


"I was attacked, obviously. By vast quantities of alcohol, wielded by my own treacherous hand." - Lorath, Diablo IV


"Мужику рядом аж поплохело от спермотоксикоза" - 武田 晴海