Im un-ironically fighting for my life on the john right now.

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He genshin impacted my booty cheeks right through my jnco jeans (they were expensive pants)

ishallah robo brother

We huff the airduster together in shamalama ding dong land brother

He shared a CNN article with me about his right to abortion. He is a man who cannot get bregannant and he called me transphobic. Average Vaccinator

Big muscle man voted for Nancy Pillowsy

Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?
"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What's 2+2"? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you.
First of all the number 2, by the way I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like.

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Mirror Mirror on the Wall? Who has the Baggiest Nutsack of them All?

Keeps parrying me in duels, terrible friend

New pooped pants smell

100%s games I'm too scared to play +rep

Epic God of War player

You know I actually thought damn I bet zach would like the Putin Trump wallpaper and now here we are.

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I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA GOY THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

f ucc er wouldnt even play jack in the box party pack 8 with us because he was quote "Watching Nickado avacado's newest muckbang" That was a bit of a bruh moment for me ngl.

Mission Failed
Minus Respect

I sexually identify as the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of being an multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively get more difficult as it continues. People tell me that a person can´t be a school fitness test but I don´t care, I´m beautiful. Every morning I wake up and tell myself "The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds". My running speed starts slowly but gets faster every minute. In school, every time I hear the bell I think "A single lap should've been completed, and if It isn't completed twice the test is over". From now on I want you guys to call me Fitness Gram and respect my right to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. If you can't accept that I am a aerobic capacity test then you're a testophobe and you need to check your running privelage. Thank you for being so understanding

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This is Jinco Actual, you are cleared to engage

Thinking about thos beans and jinco jeans

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i bought you some anal beads

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i'm into sending jinco jeans to those in need in third world countries

What size Jinco jeans you wear?

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I main sonic

the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:ed up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

Dear Mr. President Trump,

This is my final warning ⚠️.

Change my legally assigned Fursona™️ or suffer the consequences. I understand you pick these cuddly counter personalities based on our Facebook©️ interests but I don't confide my true beliefs on that normie site since my mom yelled at me for posting clop porn 🐴. You assigned me as a Bird Boy 🐦 but that simply will not do. I wish to have one face to face discussion with you so that you will finally see that I am truly Shrimp-Kin 🦐. This oppression will not stand. Face me or fear me TRUMP. I await your response.

Daddy please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spank my ass so red that you grill your burgers and beacons on it and eat it along with my buns then let me drink beer and only beer and no food and give me medicine to get diarrhea so you can drink it straight from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Then call me Daddys little burger pub.

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I swear to god if you steal my OC fursona one more time i will get you banned from fur affinity. My dad owns Nintendo bud consider this your warning

My PAjina can fit so much ♥♥♥♥♥ PAsketti in it

Hi, i'm looking for a female to have a long lasting relationship (please NOT femboys or shemales -_-), i'm literate and experienced in medical abilities in real life. And i am 15 years old (i'll be 16 this year)

What i need is strictly on reliability and loyalty from you. So i use ICT time zone, i do indeed Roleplay, and if you wish to know more about me, go ahead and look at my profile. If you're interested, go ahead and add me but please do LEAVE A COMMENT. Thanks and have a good day ^^

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Putting mafuggin tiddies on my wall? Straight pos dude

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Gary the Snowman more like GARY THE NO MAN

NOT IN THIS CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOUNG MAN

Thats it.

I'm tired of the deceit, i'm tired of the lies, i'm tired of the humiliation. They come in the mail, through my inbox, in the street, I can't escape it. They all say the same three things, the same three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

"ｕｒ ｍｏｍ ｇａｙ"

I was on my way to school yesterday when someone shouted this at me through their window, I could barely hold back my tears of rage

NO MORE

Ripperoni dude