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cosmopolitanbloodloss 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:50pm 
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Meepy 3 Mar, 2021 @ 3:56pm 
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Dec 5 Sep, 2019 @ 7:36pm 
in the Minions movie it is said that the minions serve the evilest person, if we assume that by ”the evilest person” they mean evilest from western civilization’s point of view, it means that among other things, the minions crucified Jesus, served Attila the Hun, raided monasteries with the Vikings, caused the Bronze Age collapse, and many other past calamities , however in 1812 the minions are trapped in a cave and don’t leave till the 60’s which means that they couldn’t have served hitler or Stalin. When they do leave the cave they eventually enter the service of our hero, Felonious Gru. They then serve him until 2017, when they enter the service of his brother, Dru. That means that the Evilest person between 1960-something and 2017 was Gru. Some events that they could have been responsible for include; 9/11, the assassinations of JFK and MLK, Chernobyl, and the Vietnam war. How and why Gru did this we will never know, and maybe that’s for the best
mnemonic 8 Feb, 2018 @ 5:14pm 
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Meepy 24 Dec, 2017 @ 2:42am 
♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・