i hope you get eaten by wild animals you blitzkrieging prick

-REP After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then taped him against the wall. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hello, hi uhm i was searcning in steam and i came acros your profile picture :)) and i think ur really cute. its not very often you come across girl gamers yknow so uhm i thought maybe we should hang out sometime!)) pls dont be offended i love girl gamers and want to play with you, have you got skype? we can skype so i can see ur face and we can have many fun times together i can't wait.. :))) i see u play Paidi 2 a lot aid i do 2! im very good so i can protect you if need be :ppppp pls respond ive not played with people long time and espcily not women who look nice as you :) pls dont be afraid im very nice and happy person just wanting fun ok???? pls thanks, ur hot :))))))))

Most epic dual. I feel a little sheepish about that pistol shot. Top notch, valiant charge. For the record I died 20 seconds later in a crossbow trade. GG

+rep Played Legion in DBD and wasn't annoying to face ; Very rare and I respect them

+rep the alpha chad we need in this world <3