🎆✨ WELCOME TO 2025 💦🍑—THE YEAR OF “NEW YEAR 🚩, SAME DUMPSTER FIRE™️” 🔥🛌. THIS IS THE YEAR ✨ WE “MANIFEST SUCCESS” 💻 WHILE STILL 🍆 LETTING A DUDE 🚗 NAMED CHAD WITH A CRUSTY AIR MATTRESS 🛏️ RUIN YOUR 💦 LIFE. 😩🔥

🍕 WILL YOU FINALLY ✨ LEARN TO COOK 🍳 OR SPEND $500 💦 ON DOORDASH AND CALL 🚿 YOURSELF A “FOODIE”? 😭🍷 WILL YOU SAVE 💸 MONEY, OR DROP ✨ $300 ON CRYSTALS YOU 💀 HOPE WILL “HEAL YOUR ENERGY”? 🌟💦

RELATIONSHIP GOALS? 🍑 YOU’LL STILL BE ✨ TEXTING A DUDE 🚩 WHO’S “TOO BUSY ✨ FOR A RELATIONSHIP” 😭 WHILE POSTING 🚗 THIRST TRAPS FROM 📱 HIS MOM’S BASEMENT. 💦🔥

💳 SEND THIS TO 25 💦 DEGENERATES OR PREPARE ✨ FOR A YEAR OF 🚩 UNHINGED PURCHASES 🔥, BAD 🍕 FINANCIAL DECISIONS, AND ✨ CHAOTIC CHOICES.

OwO what's this? 😳❓Big red ❤💋meaty steak 🥩🍖 UwU ❤❤ 💖Mmm~ So tasty yummy UwO 😉😘, *licks meat*👅👅 💓💓Unnf UwU tastesss soo gwoood daddy ☺🤩😜~~ What?! ⁉️ EGGS?!?🥚⁉️ :0 😮 UwU *Shakeys wittle baby tail*🐶💖❤ mmm Daddy I Wuuuuv eggs~ 🥚💋💖I Wuuuuuuuv💗 💞 Yo Eggs espweciawy uwo, mmm tastes soooo good~ 💦🤤💙Daddy these eggs are sawty~💖💖 OwO ❤😍 daddy is that a sausage to add to my sawty eggy weggys?💖 🤤🥚💗 Mmm *licks sausage* 👅💦 mmmm soooo good~ 🤤💖🥴 *deepthroatys daddies big thick juicy meat* 😳👅 mmmm daddy this tastes SOOOOO GOOOOOD~ 😜💦💜MMMM OwO UwU~ *Nuzzles you*💗 RAWR 🐯🐻🦁💞

It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦
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 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen👸🏿 of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁🏿 that you know will get some 👉🏿👌🏿 soon !!! If you don’t, be prepared 🙍🏿 for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀

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