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Guess what? I ran into Jordan at the store, and you won't believe it. He was stacking up on Redbull and... get this... adult diapers! When I quizzed him about the diapers, he tossed me this gem with a straight face: 'They're to harness my immense energy, so I don't accidentally demolish these amateurs.' And then, as if he was in some video game, he did a bunny hop right out the door!

https://youtu.be/dNr7nXvntO8

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I’m telling you, Jordan is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they help contain my full power so I don’t completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids“ and then he bunny hopped out the door

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