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Memes

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well clearly more than 5, because I'm still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them in the dark.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
It wasn't born yesterday.

So I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my daughter last night, and I don't know what surprised me most - the look on my wifes face or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her

A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."

How do you pick up a nice jewish girl? With a dustpan and brush.

1. Those poor kids at Sandy Hook. They wanted books, but got magazines instead.
2. I don't get these Sandy Hook jokes. I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.
3. I hate to think what their parents are going through. Come to think of it, probably funeral brochures.
4. What do Sandy Hook jokes and Sandy hook victims have in common? They never get old.

What has more brains than a Sandy Hook student?
The wall behind them.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
A sandy hook survivor.

What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al-Qaeda outpost? Hell I don't know, I just fly the drone.