Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
ㅤ* Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps.
ㅤ* During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!