I was glad everything had worked out, Dropped her ass off, and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams,Didn't even see a Barry flashin' those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder, Two in tha mornnin', got tha Fat Burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp, And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp!"
Drunk as hell, but no thowwin' up, Halfway home, and my pager's still blowwin' up
Today, I diddn't even havvta use my AK...
I gotta say it was a good day