Recent reviews by Kraftlawine

Can your PC run one thousand tsar bombas?

German:

Die Erweiterung "Duke Nukem's Bulletstorm Tour" ist so absurd dumm und unnötig, dass sie schon wieder gut ist. Die Tatsache, dass der Hauptcharakter einfach durch Duke Nukem ersetzt wird, wirft jegliche Ernsthaftigkeit über Bord und sorgt stattdessen für absurde und unterhaltsame Momente.

Für diejenigen, die gerne mal etwas völlig Sinnbefreites und abgedreht Komisches erleben wollen, ist diese Erweiterung definitiv einen Blick wert. Es ist wie ein Filmabend mit einem Trash-Klassiker - so schlecht, dass es schon wieder gut ist.

English:

The expansion "Duke Nukem's Bulletstorm Tour" is so absurdly stupid and unnecessary that it loops back around to being entertaining. The fact that the main character is simply replaced by Duke Nukem throws all seriousness out the window and instead creates moments of absurdity and amusement.

For those who enjoy experiencing something completely senseless and hilariously offbeat, this expansion is definitely worth a look. It's like a movie night with a cult classic - so bad that it's actually good.

My first fantasy RPG and also my last one... unnerving round based fighting.

I like water

This game makes you forget time...

Perfect.

Don't buy it, I almost broke my keyboard

This game is good for my ADD but bad for my space bar.

Es beginnt wirklich gut, geht dann aber nach fünf Stunden über zu einer Erbsensucherei nach Storyschnipseln, die nur noch frustriert und keinen Spaß macht. Nicht empfehlenswert und schon garnicht für so einen Preis.

Industrial Kettle Chips Recipe

Ingredients:
- 10,000 kg Potatoes
- 500 liters Vegetable Oil
- Salt to taste
- Optional: Additional spices such as paprika, garlic powder, or onion powder


Preparation:

1. Potato Preparation:
- Potatoes are peeled and sliced into thin, uniform slices using an automatic peeling and slicing machine.

2. Frying:
- Vegetable oil is heated to the required temperature in an industrial continuous fryer.
- The sliced potato chips are mechanically fed into the hot oil and fried.
- An automatic conveyor belt transports the chips out of the fryer and allows them to drain.

3. Seasoning:
- The freshly fried chips are passed through a seasoning machine on an automatic conveyor belt.
- Salt or other spices are sprinkled on the chips in precise amounts to achieve the desired flavor.

4. Packaging:
- The finished kettle chips are automatically fed into large packaging machines.
- Automatic filling machines pack the chips into prepared bulk packaging, which are then sealed.

5. Quality Control:
- Each batch of kettle chips undergoes automated quality control to ensure they meet the corporation's strict quality standards.

6. Storage and Shipping:
- The packaged kettle chips are stored in automated high-bay warehouses and prepared for shipping.
- Following successful quality control checks, the chips are distributed to wholesalers, supermarkets, and other distribution partners with the assist of an space lift.

Note:
Industrial production of kettle chips at the corporate level requires state-of-the-art production facilities, automation technologies, and rigorous quality controls to keep operations efficient and competitive.

Zu schnell, Auto machen so, ich machen so... Unfall.