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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 8:06am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 11:50am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 8:48am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 5:23pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 6:03am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 8:57am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 8:35am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 5:24pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 4:08pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 8:36am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2016 @ 12:48pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2016 @ 2:46pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 6:02am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 12:34pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 8:30am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 5:42am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2016 @ 11:50am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 7:31am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2017 @ 12:45pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 7:23am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 5:37am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 7:28am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 5:32am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2016 @ 5:37am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 5:52am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2019 @ 4:24pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 10:26am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 4:34am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:39am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 9:03am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 3:13am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 2:10am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2019 @ 5:24pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2019 @ 4:24am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 1:55pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:28am



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!