*starts twerking*



P i n c h　 ＨＥＲＥ 　t o　m a k e　y o u r　d * c k　h a r d - a s - a -
r o c k！



squishy squishy super slide.
very good.
Michael Jordan.



Having crippling hentai addiction doesn't mean that you're cultured.



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Fortnite



C L I C K　Ｈｅｒｅ！！！！！



The Corona 2020 Challenge was fun.
Looking forward to the Corona 2021 Challenge.
Please stop it now .


COVID-19 is just a social construct .



"Don't worry. I have a lot of money . I got savings in my student loans ."




"If you somehow believe that what you're doing is the greatest thing ever, all the time, it's absolutely not gonna be the greatest thing ever." - Jason Jones, Project Lead of Halo 2




It's not incest if you say no chromo .



"If this is what domestic violence looks like, I wonder what foreign violence would look like." - Stephen Hawkings
Pronouns: A10 Warthog; AH-64 Apache




"Girls my age all love d i c k " - Megumi Jinno, Eromanga Sensei




"If you're wearing pants, nobody can tell you're wearing thigh highs."
"You won't have to worry about people seeing your panties if you don't wear any. "

INTERVIEWER: "So prostitution isn't cheating?"
MAN: "Nope."
INTERVIEWER: "Why do you think that?"
MAN: "It's like going to a restaurant."

"So what you're trying to do is strip off the armour from one location and then keep your phasing to try and penetrate it to get to the juicy bits."
"-- and the back is really juicy and tasty too... Ye-Yeah get around the back of a battle mech and *pfff* ... penetrate" - Mitch Gitelman, on BattleTech

I Need a New Computer... The range of games I'm able to play is shortening every single day
"Tits are life, ass is hometown." - Kenichiro Takaki

I love mysterious quotes,
Tengo un perro en mis pantalones
It means, "Over the Moon and Back" (‿ˠ‿)