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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 3:29pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 5:58am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:20am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:08am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 6:21am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 10:21am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:24pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2015 @ 11:02am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:16am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2015 @ 3:31pm

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 6:12am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,525 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
33,574 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
14,976 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,758 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.