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That one time I Schooled Jackie Chan The Japanese Film man, he got rekt lol.
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SO on July 16th, 2017 at about 11:00 CST I was sitting infront of my pc consuming copious amounts of black tar herion , as one does, when suddenly Jackie Chan shoots me a steam message. Before even reading it I immediately notice he is wearing a paper mask of Cory from Cory in the house, as though he were a TF2 Spy. BUT I ignore cuz he sent me a link and im super curious. The link took me to his TF2 inv on a page with a shiny new Aussy grenade launcher and im like o sick, jackie bought himself a cool thing, and its obvious he bought it bcuuuuuuuuuuuuz it has a steam market trade hold.
Then this stuff happened:
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: sick
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: man
Cory in the house: i know ma dood
Cory in the house: i bough some mvm tickets
Cory in the house: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Cory in the house: did this
Cory in the house: and got it



Suddenly I realise mah boi samurai jack tryna pull a fast one on me, so I decide to play along and counter fast-one-him.





SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: o
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: u win from mvm?
Cory in the house: yeah ma ♥♥♥♥♥
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: bruh
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: 4 real
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: u win from mvm?
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: u typing an essay rn?
Cory in the house: nah
Cory in the house: just said yah
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: ah

Tradable After: Saturday, July 22, 2017 (7:00:00) GMT
so then i spammed this ♥♥♥♥^ like idk 25 times, effectively pulling a counter-faster-fast-one, and Hollywood jack gets waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay salty.

SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: ♥♥♥♥♥
Cory in the house: i was going to tug on your balls
Cory in the house: but you ruined it ♥♥♥♥♥♥
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: lmao
Cory in the house: i was legitmely going to be
Cory in the house: nah
Cory in the house: im tagging on your testicles
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: loool
Cory in the house: i actually bought this

So he says "I actaully bought this" and im like wooah is that so captain obvious? but then I see an oppurtunity.
So I link him that gif from the Tim and Eric show.
this link: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif

and then, silence in the chat, Jackie Chan Japanese Movie Man is stunned, dumfounded, mentally and emotionally destroyed, for he realises that I SlutBucketChickenMcnugget don heckin schoold that muda heckar.

(also i said this bcuz 2+9=-21 mhmmmm aheeeeeeeeeeeem: SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: LOL
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: yo
Typical Douchebag: what
SlutBucketChickenMcNugget: that was a well timed meme jackie)

SO let it be known I heckin Schooled Jackie Chan Japanese Movie Man in like 10 minutes. E z