Hey hey hey everybody my name is Carlos Matos and I am coming from New York City New York. Let me tell you guys that I am so excited I am so happy I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing glorious super exciting moment of my life with all of you guys and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it. The world is not anymore the way it used to be

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Okay i would like to start by saying this game is absolute ♥♥♥♥ing trash. do not waste 35 dollars on this half ♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥! i would rather stick scissors in my ♥♥♥ and twist them around the spend another god for saken minute on this piece of ♥♥♥♥. Pls do not support these jewish ♥♥♥♥ing terrorist scum game developers with their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥ing piece of ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing game! ♥♥♥♥ dean hall ♥♥♥♥ dayz and ♥♥♥♥ you

you are worst German you are the german idiot you are the german smell. return to poland. to our polish cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the ghettos... ahahahah , austria we will never forgeve you. franz II rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prussian stink austria scheiße... prussian genocide best day of my life, take a bath of dead prussian... ahahahahah AUSTRIA WE WILL GET YOU do not forget 7 weeks war . denmark we kill the king , denmark return to your precious sweden... hahahahah idiot prussian and austrian smell so bad... wow i can smell it. REMOVE PRUSSIAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+france+britain+italian= kill austria.. you will beethoven alive in bavaria, beethoven making symphony of bavaria . fast polka beethoven bavaria. we are rich and have gold hahahahahhahahaha ha because of beethoven... you are ppoor stink prussian... you live in a cottage hahahaha you live in poland

beethoven alive number one #1 in bavaria... ♥♥♥♥ the italy.. ♥♥♥♥♥ ashol prussian no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. beethoven alive and real strong wizard kill all the prussian farm aminal with symphony magic we now the bayern rule . ape of the zoo king wilhelm ♥♥♥♥ the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and prussia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give back our clay we will crush u lik skull of pig. bavaria greattst countrey.

You just became, hands down, the most disgusting, inconsiderate, inhumane ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this planet; congrats.

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