Recent reviews by Suspicioustoad™

This is a better stealth game than metal gear.

In this game, you play as Evan the high school knife expert or the rest of the buddies. Despite being buff and hunky, they are all but fragile beta nerds as the true alpha gamers harrass the killers to death with flashlights that burn the killers so much that it blinds them temporarily and causes them to be circumsized due to the extreme exposure to heat.

The story is that the killers are trying to make sure they save their power bill so that they don't get evicted by some boozoo named "The Entity", but some knockoff scooby doo gang comes in and tries to power high voltage generators anyways so you, the beta anime knife wielding samurai you are, have to try to punish the survivors and send them to the entity using fish hooks or flashy wrestling moves (which can only be unlocked by an item that is called: "the mori".

The killer due to being in debt cause of killer college at least retains some kool killa tricks from kool killa kollege, also known as perks. Unfortunately, like high school, they are neigh extremely useless perks and are barely able to help you against the alpha survivor, whom can out best anything you pull up and more since they also have perks due to them being in rich kid alpha survivor preschool. Seriously, survivors can probably survive heroshima and have 5 more second chance pros. They are essentially jesus (reviewer note: The actual character name is Jeff Johansen and not Jesus).

As survivor, you are also able to steal beta killers things like medical insurance and lunch boxes, burritos, and keys because lol. You can also break their fish hook statues because "nerds only like fishing anyways" as quoted by alpha pack leader Claudette Prestige 19

Of course, if you are killer, you might get lucky, as most alpha survivors got big dumb and so you can deport them back to entity realm fire place area. Otherwise, they are big smart so you never catch those damn kids anyways.

There is a variety of killers to choose, but only hillbilly and nurse gets played since they are the only ones that can at least fight back well enough due to their sonic speed.

There are some friendly survivors though out there, so it ain't all that bad. Dwight is a cool guy but he has yet to come out of the closet, so you never really see him in game until he leaves through your hatch. Claudette though is scary af though. Can literally blend in with anything, play immersed, and can dissapear on whim. She will flashlight you till circumsized, and will have 400 OP perks equipped that will make you insta big cry on contact. She will gen rush and be god like almost.

Overall, this is my favorite high school (college) drama/cranky old man simulator that I've been played and to be put as either Alpha survivor or beta ki11a. Reminds me of my high school days when I was a beta boy and got bullied hard. Game is inbalanced just like my high school social life, but it's "fun" nontheless. Reccomend 10/10