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Last time when I was 9 years old, my 29 years old roblox friend told me to download an app called discord.

So after using discord for 3 years, I found multiple racist servers that I joined. They all send nazi and geroge floyd.

They say n word and ♥♥♥♥ and now I say the n word too. I think saying n word is so funny. I say ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ too 😂😂😂

Everytime I post gore, me and the boys can’t stop laughing. We jack off to fortnite sex too.

I am now racist and a nazi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay

I just went into a rape victims discord and said "consent shouldn't exist, in fact, It doesn't exist" Yes, some say I am worse than Hitler and Satan combined 😈

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you are a female gamer, 'tis a great thing to see! 2. I'm Gabe 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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ㅤ* George Washington said “We would have a black president when pigs fly!”... well, swine flu.
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I shall take no wife and father no children. I shall wear no condoms and slay no ♥♥♥♥♥. I shall live and die in my virginity. I am the penis in the nothing. I am the watcher of the Naruto, Netflix, and porn. I am the shield that guards the women from me. I pledge my debauchery and extreme (Borat Accent)¡retardations! to the Dank Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

Approximately 15 people have died from COVID within the first 10 MINUTES of Biden’s presidency.

Compare that with former president Donald Trump, where there was not a SINGLE death in the first 1,125 days of his glorious reign.

Not convinced? Trump created approximately 72813% more jobs in HALF of his FIRST TERM than Biden has during in his ENTIRE time as president. The numbers don’t lie Liberals 😏👌🏼

Who else pretends their penis is a gear shift lever when it gets hard and pretends to shift from Reverse to 1st gear, 2nd gear, 3rd gear, 4th gear, and finally 5th gear?

Usually when my penis gets hard I’d just masturbate it off but recently I’ve just been getting tired of masturbating. It just not the same anymore. It puts me right to sleep, gets ♥♥♥ all over me, and I just been feeling miserable and dirty after it.

Now, my alternative has been pretending it is a gear shift lever on a manual car. It can be pretty funny.

I seriously hope I’m not the only one.

We used to get high on the first kiss; but we could get by on sweet tea and Jesus, that's what I learned from you!

Pov: you missed our discord date

kitten, daddy is very angry with you 😡 tail goes between legs you didn't show up to our discord date!!💔 if you ever bail on me again I will be forced to punish you 😈 tail rises starts sweating i can be your angle, or your devil kitten 😇😈 ur pick growls

I bet you $317,083,791,653,662,998,1З2 you did not read that number, you skipped over it, you didn’t even realize I put a letter in it, I did not but you checked anyway. Lol I got you again the last 3 is not a 3 it’s the Russian letter for Z

fortnite needs sex. I am an 11 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real.

Why don't Mackillop girls like my vegetable garden?

I introduced myself to a girl in B cafe the other day. I saw her sitting alone and I walked up to her. It felt like love at first sight.

I said my name and we started talking about our majors and that typical stuff. but I couldn't think of how to keep the conversation going at one point. I pulled out my phone and asked if she wanted to see my vegetable garden from my hometown. She nodded and I started going through pics. I started it a few years ago and was really proud of my basil and tomatoes especially. I think she was really interested and I thought she really liked me and she was pretty too so i asked her "Do you want to date?" and she said "ummm no im sorry." I felt really awkward so I just apologized and said bye.

This has kinda shattered my confidence and I can't stop thinking about it.

Has anyone else had their confidence shattered at mackillop in a similar manner?

May i, (Harry Q) a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and 1, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

Grade 7️⃣ | 1️⃣2️⃣ years young 🇨🇦

Old account got hacked 🤦‍♂️😢

School is stupid ✏️📚😎

Basketball 🏀 | Go Eagles! 🦅 lol

Baller 😱

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Buddy, did you really just say the n word in the middle of your discord call to get all of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat ass call me carson watching, gay ass friends to start laughing? You think that’s funny? You’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgrace to society, you fat ♥♥♥♥. You think you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny by saying either “poop, ♥♥♥♥, or balls” and somehow manages to get laughs from your -12 IQ group of troglodytes. I wish you would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop. Its not funny, you make 0 effort to produce any form of real comedy, and why I, an intellectual, am unable to find that funny. You are so unfunny that you have to resort to saying “♥♥♥” because your pea sized brain cant find anything else, you have to make these cringey ass jokes and this is why you have no friends at school. You are unpopular, cringey, and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamer. Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my igloo, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ non-membership penguin.

I think my grandpa might be a gamer 😳

Whoa guys 😳 I think 🤔 my grandfather 😮 might be a gamer 🎮

I found a richtofen cosplay 😎🧐 from cod zombies 🧟‍♂️ in his closet 🚪it's even got the ♥♥♥ epic zombies symbol ♥♥♥ on the arm 💪 which tells me he's a classic 🛂🎮 gamer 😏 b/c they stopped using that ♥♥♥ symbol b/c it looks 👀 too much like a windmill 🌬️ and windmill ⚡ companies and farmers 🌽👨‍🌾 were getting mad 😒

He's even got a bunch of pics 🖼️ of him and some friends dressed up 😜 but the pics must be photoshopped 🤔 cuz he looks younger 🧒 also who ever took the picture 🖼️ def didn't make sure they were ready 🙄 b/c they're all pointing up with their whole hands ✋old people are weird 😂

🎮 Game on grandpa! ♥♥♥

My girlfriend, a sub, wants me to handcuff her, and enact this fantasy of giving her a strip search, moving onto a cavity search, in which I become suspicious and conduct a “further investigation using my penis”. While I am very much attracted to her, my libertarian ideals mean that I just don’t think I can consent to this scene. The idea of my very own girlfriend giving into and being taken advantage of by a piggy (law enforcement officer) just makes me totally soft. Plus with the symbolism of getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a cop rattlin around in my head I don’t think I’ll be able to focus on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.I want to make her happy, this has been a long time fantasy of hers, but I just can’t get over the idea of my girlfriend being a bootlicker, let alone take advantage and blow my load thanks to the oppressive power structures that benefit government thugs

Guys pleas give me updoots (haha getit) I really need it! I do not have anything in my life more valuable than fake internet karma. PLEASE! It's my green cheejz🧀🧀 day. I need karma or I'l kill myseld. ... hmmm I've got an idea!😥😥😥

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Hi guys today I have severe depression everybody hates me blah blah I' gonna hang myself😭🔫🔫🔪➰

"NO no no dont do that here 50000 updoots and gold and wholesome awards"😱😱😱🏅🥇🥇

Haha bazinga'd bazookad I now am cool kid 😎😎😎

Everybody liked that

TL;DR my son is a Terrorist!

I walked in on my son playing a video g* me, I was furious! He explained to me that he has to play this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive to kill Terrorists and prevent a Bomb from detonating! I was so proud of my patriotic and truly american son for killing these Terrorists that I forgave him for playing a video g* me!

Nevertheless I was suspicious, it is a video g* me! I spied on him for about 30 minutes and then I saw it, I SAW IT!!! HE WAS PLAYING AS A TERRORIST, MY SON LIED TO ME. HE TRIED TO HIDE THAT HE LIKES KILLING PEOPLE AND THAT HE LIKES BLOWING EVERYTHING UP!!! He thought that he could trick me, but I know the truth about my son and g* mers:

THEY ARE TERRORISTS and this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive is nothing but a hub to spread their believs and evil plans!

Ban video games now! Save your children from this evil g* me!

You ♥♥♥♥ with the wrong furries and you'll have an army of the most toxic, bullying furries hunting you 24/7

Also, its just childish. Furries are a fandom of self expression, we raise money for charity, we help the economy, we spark change and reform for both animals and humans. And we're supported by 5 finger death punch.

So grow the ♥♥♥♥ up. Leave furries alone And go back to your sad, pathetic, worthless lives mastubating to anime characters that will never love or care for you.

Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥, but pokimane’s ♥♥♥♥♥ is a goddess ♥♥♥♥♥, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.

If my daughter 🙅‍♀️🤱 comes out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈📫to a 👼CATHOLIC 👼 ⛪BOARDING SCHOOL⛪ because YOU KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞R🤯E🤤A😍K💦Y👄 and 🚫🚫🚫no🚫🚫🚫 daughter of 👩MINE👧 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👭gay opportunity ever👭

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I can't believe it! Alright so today we're having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher's words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my ♥♥♥♥ like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky ♥♥♥ covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard ♥♥♥♥ in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?

Reddit......Assemble

♥♥♥♥ you mean we left the percs in Wuhan

Top 10 Uses of the N-Word in History

10. Paris Hilton - February 2, 2007

9. Charlie Sheen - June 19, 2008

8. Gwyneth Paltrow - June 1, 2012

7. Madonna - January 17, 2014

6. John Mayer - February 10, 2010

5. Lindsay Lohan - March 11, 2015

4. Justin Bieber - June 1, 2014

3. Martin Luther King Jr. - August 28, 1963

2. Pewdiepie - September 10, 2017

1. Obama - June 22, 2015

Any boomer born before 1964 can't cook. All they know is Remember Benghazi, don't tip, say N-Word, general confusion, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die

So my ♥♥♥♥ was porn sized in middle school not yet fully the monster it is today and I got a boner in class and my teacher saw it when I stood up and her eyes got really big and pretended not to see it, so I went up and asked her a question and she wouldn’t look at me. Probably turned her into a pedo at the sight of it. Oh and my name is Emmanuel Macron.

Happy Birthday Billie!! 💖 💖 How old are you now? 🤔🤔 Wait... You just turned 18??? 😳😳😳😳 Oh my god... Oh ♥♥♥♥.... 😳😳😳 Billie.... ♥♥♥♥.... 😳😳😳😳😳 OHHHHHHHHH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦 ♥♥♥♥ I'm so sorry 😨😨😨😨 Billie I didn't mean to ♥♥♥ I swear!! 😨😨 Please forgive me and forget about this... 🥺🥺 Unless...? 😏😏 Okay, confession time❗❗❗❗ Billie ever since you started music 🎵🎵 I've loved ❤️❤️ you and your music 😳😳 and I've done some naughty things 🍆💦🍆💦 looking at your pictures... 🔞🔞 Now that you're all grown up 👩👩 do you love ❤️ me too? 😳😳 Please Billie I've always wanted to do things to you 👅👅👅👅 and now you're finally 18 😩😩 we can have legal Sex 🍆🍆🍑🍑 Please Billie respond to this message quickly 🏃🏃 and say yes❗❗ ✅✅😊😊 I'll be waiting... 😩🍆💦💦🍑🍑😳😳

Minecraft mod idea, the ♥♥♥♥♥ mod, it allows you to find black ppl and tame them with a new idea called fried chicken which is crafted with one cooked chicken and one piece of bread, then you put it in a furnace and BOOM fried chicken, so with this chicken you can tame them to protect you if you give them an uzi which is crafted with 4 iron and 2 gun powder, or you could give them a hoe and they’ll farm for you, coming to 1.16 very soon

Ive been microwaving my underwear to warm them up for nearly 3 years and now i think i have testicular cancer.

Title basically says it all. I have bumps all over my balls and i'm afraid its cancer because i microwave my underwear. background: I been putting my wet underwear in the microwave instead of the dryer because of a few reasons - i like warm underwear. -and it dries quicker. And yes this is the same microwave my family eats from, i have no shame.

Ok 👌🏻 Boomer 👴🏻 See 👀 that 👈🏾 I 🙋‍♂️ just called 🗣 you 👴🏻👈🏻 a boomer 💀👴🏻👴🏻 haha 😂 it’s funny 😆 because you 💀 were born 👶🏿 between 🙏🏻 1946 and ☝️ 1964 and you🤞 are old 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻 because 🤷‍♂️ thats what 👋🏿a boomer 👴🏻 is 👉👉 someone 👷‍♂️ who was 👈🏻 born 👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻 between ☝️☝️1946 and🖖🏿 1964 but you 👴🏻👴🏻👈🏾 probably 🧀🧀 didnt know 🧠 that 👉 because you 👌🏻👌🏻 have ✋ Alzheimer’s and forgot 🤣🤣 you silly 🤪🤪 old 👴🏻 timer ⏱ go back 👈🏻 to 👉 the retirement 😬 home 🏠 silly 😜 boomer 👴🏻 and get ✋ off 🚫 the ❗️❗️ internet 👨‍💻 and laugh 😂 at my 👈🏾👈🏾humorous 🗣 🖐 joke!! 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪💀💀🤡🤡 bye 👋🏻 bye 👋🏻 old boomer 👴🏻👴🏻