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My friends and esteemed coleagues, this penis is the future of mankind!
I’m supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it TheLegend27?!
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the legend 27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape…
WHAM!!! Just like that!
*collective gasps*
*Iphone Notification*
What? No, no no no, no no no!
*Iphone Notification*
That’s impossible!
“TheLegend27” has captured my hero!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad.
You have no idea what just happened.
I might have some idea.
*Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact TheLegend27*