Elves are evil, vengeful beasts that want to kill us all!

"The hull has been breached and the science is leaking out!"

The title of this light-hearted and most amusing narrative is “A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant.”
In long-past archaic days of old, there existed A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And, that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale. -Patrick

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions, Twists all our arms collectively, But if sweetness can win, And it can  Then I’ll still be here tomorrow, To high five you yesterday, my friend, Peace.