Your friend's Ir0nE [FR] mother died today, and in honor of this, we are organizing a celebration, the essence of which is to stand on her grave and pee on it.

Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in
town.

Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community.

There's No Disgrace Like Home
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"If gharstely creatures from before the Dawna Time starts wavin' at you
from under your bed, jus' you don't come complainin' to me,"
-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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Peter: If I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I stand here and get lectured by pervert.
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Chuck Norris' penis has a Hemi.
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Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin?

"The X-Files: Unrequited"
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I *know* it's weird, but strict vars already comes very, very close to
partitioning the crowd into those who can deal with local lexicals and
those who can't.
-- Larry Wall in <199710050130.SAA04762@wall.org>
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