How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
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The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.
-- Peter Beard
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Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
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mittsquinter, adj.:
A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as
if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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"He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something
to aim at."
(Small Gods)
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