"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, ♥♥♥♥♥!" - Me

"I'm gonna rip you in half now." - Also Me

“A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally I’d mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn.” – Mr. E. Blackadder (Butler to HM George IV of Great Britain)


"I don't know what that means, so ♥♥♥♥ off" - Jrods, a True American Hero

"SHUT UP!!!" - Battery Sergeant Major Tudor "Shut Up" Williams

"Only two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity...and I'm not so sure about the former." - Albert Einstein