Painful_Death's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 6:20am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 6:26am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:48am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 20 May, 2021 @ 10:21am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 9:01am

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 5:40am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 5:42am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 3:55am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 6:27am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 4:12am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 8:46am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 13 May, 2021 @ 8:47am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 12 May, 2021 @ 10:02am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 5:47am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:38am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:59am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:01pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 9:44am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 11:13am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 2 Oct @ 11:12am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 3:07pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 9:42am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:27am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!