After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

He has been leaving me on ‘read’ ever since he burned down my shed. He hasn’t responded to my calls. I do not recommend... -rep 1/5 trustpilot

Ok, so I might have lied a tiny bit in my previous Yelp-review of this photographer. Actually, it was not at the wedding of my waifu and I - which we by the way held before our wedding. Nay, t'was at our honeymoon, that I met this guy. As you know, our Lord and Savior do not allow unholy premarital sex. Now, this guy, our photographer, was instructed to document every moment of our honeymoon. As such, it soon proved impossible to do the "act of darkness", the "adult naptime", the "afternoon delight", a bit of "bam-bam in the ham" etc. Anyway, I liked the potatoes, could need a bit more bakin' next time. Also, the ham was a bit dry, so I suggest you leave it to ripe for three more days or so. All-in-all I'll award this restaurant with 4/5 stars. Very well equipped hospital.

Hello my dearest,
you mocked us, because we were supposedly dumb and bad, but well, after analyzing the demo, there is a strong indication that you are using wallhacks. So gratz m8, you are officially scum ;)

du alt for heldig

Nice Aim hax in CS:GO man