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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:37pm

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 26 May, 2020 @ 6:23pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 1:05am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 8:41pm

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2020 @ 4:41pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 8:33pm

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:54pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 9:02pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 3:11pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 8:26pm

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:21pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 8:53pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 8:53pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:20pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:22pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:21pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:22pm

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:43pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:50pm

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:37pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:13pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 2:26am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 9:31pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 1:27pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:29pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 8:37pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:11pm

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:14pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 9:02pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 9:05pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:29pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:51pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 6:47pm

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 7:17pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 7:17pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2016 @ 7:02pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:08pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 23 May, 2020 @ 1:05am

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 7:54pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2016 @ 9:31pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 4:07pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 9:49pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:27pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:28pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 4:05am

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:07pm

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 4:24am

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 1:27pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 4:44am

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 1:40pm

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 1:40pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 1:54pm

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:01pm

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 3:16pm

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 3:20pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 9:54pm

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 9:59pm

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 3:41am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 3:37am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 4:15am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 3:21am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:25pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 1:23pm

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:53pm

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 8:53pm

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:06pm

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:00pm

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2019 @ 9:05pm

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2019 @ 12:50pm

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2019 @ 3:50pm



I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
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At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.
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