+rep has literally every game wishlisted on steam

+rep this guy is my best friend and has been with me most my life, i love this man both romantically and platonically. I would kill myself for this handsome devil. also good at games but is mostly sexy!

So, get this. He sits down and asks me, "How's The Water?" The f-ck??? Who drinks that putrid, moth-spawning sediment-filled fluid??? Probably Randy Pitchford, the creator of the Borderlands franchise. Fun fact, he actually created the porn subreddit for the popular videogame Battleborn, of which he created. Isn't that weird? Anyways, water is off the table. On the floor rather, after I knock it out of your gorilla gripping clasps you call fingers. F-ck you and your water, I'd kick your front door in if you offered it to me. Good luck defending yourself, I'll place Fortnite Spike Traps around your pitching tent you call an 'Ome. Get Domed, Bill Buxlet

soh, cah toa. the ultimate algoright,. ♥♥♥ wgya

-rep Wore socks when I asked for feet pics

you made my pp swolen and itchy >:( do not do anal with this tight anus mongoloid