WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. No JK

+rep has literally every game wishlisted on steam

+rep this guy is my best friend and has been with me most my life, i love this man both romantically and platonically. I would kill myself for this handsome devil. also good at games but is mostly sexy!

So, get this. He sits down and asks me, "How's The Water?" The f-ck??? Who drinks that putrid, moth-spawning sediment-filled fluid??? Probably Randy Pitchford, the creator of the Borderlands franchise. Fun fact, he actually created the porn subreddit for the popular videogame Battleborn, of which he created. Isn't that weird? Anyways, water is off the table. On the floor rather, after I knock it out of your gorilla gripping clasps you call fingers. F-ck you and your water, I'd kick your front door in if you offered it to me. Good luck defending yourself, I'll place Fortnite Spike Traps around your pitching tent you call an 'Ome. Get Domed, Bill Buxlet

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-rep Wore socks when I asked for feet pics