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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 5:55am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 6:54am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:03am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 2:24pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:54am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 6:39am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:41am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:12am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:34am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 7:29am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 8:09pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 4:03am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 3:20am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 6:08am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:41am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 7:50am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 2:29pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 11:55am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 7:05pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:56pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 3:26am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 6:10am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:31am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:22am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:25am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am



The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.