Nedávné recenze uživatele DyeLawn

When I saw that one of my favorite games, Dude Simulator 3, had finally received a sequel I was overjoyed. I immediately bought it with the intent of playing through the game and then speedrunning it. Instead of a new ♥♥♥♥ sac of a game that I enjoy I got....this...

The first level had promise. Several objectives that could be done in a reasonable amount of time with very little RNG.
The second level was "alright" but ultimately had very little substance.
The third level was more like "Walk in a straight line Simulator" Looking through every single house until you find the right one. Burping into the mic at a scientific conference is good comedy, but hardly game play. Then you have to literally walk your ass all the way back to the guy selling the truck and drive back in the opposite direction.
The fourth level as just a joke. Grab a gas can and then run down the road to a Golden Shower escape? Points for designing it in such a way that you can't see where the van spawns it but it is just abysmal.

No crouching. That is what made DS3 so fun and you just had to not include it.

Kiddy. Please, I am begging you. Make another game like Dude Simulator 3. Multiple objectives, multiple levels, crouching and so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thrown together that it is broken so me and the boys can break the game and speedrun it. It is what the actual fans want.

Luv ya, bye

It simply is just what an MMO should be. I played WoW for a long time and that game is ♥♥♥♥ compared to this. The devs care about the game and the players and all of the systems in the game are wonderful. You can be any class (job) on one character and easily switch between them. Download the free trial, check out the game and I assure you that you will get addicted.

I played the first episode of Life is Strange yesterday. Seriously, you can watch Pewdiepie or whoever if you want but it is a game that you absolutely must experience for yourself. Very well executed with a short, enthralling story that leaves you wanting more. If you are a fan of The Wolf Among Us or The Walking Dead by TellTale games, this is a must buy.

Audio Surf makes me want to quit my job