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797.8 hrs on record (329.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Wow. I don't know where to start. I love how there is an ongoing tribe of morons who are actively and continuously supporting the joke of an "Early Access" game this is. I should have put game in quotes as well. This seems like an engine test that they ran with for a bit and collected a couple extra dollars off of. Oh wait.. how many MILLIONS of dollars did they make off the loyal fans who returned after the promises given from the development team following the mod. The mod by the way was better than the SA in almost every way imaginable. Even the consistency of the updates, and the updates actually were noticeable!

Enters game in standalone, no guns anywhere, no food anywhere, no clothes anywhere. Don't worry, you can pick at an apple tree for llike 20 minutes. (Have maybe 8 apples) Then after that you already dying of starvation because you had to run 3km inland to find an apple tree unless you're blessed with a northeastern spawnpoint near Berezino. Congratulations, you've hit "end-game", you now have 3 apples left, and 1 whole more inventory slot to fill. That's right, don't even think about carrying anymore items that you will never find anyways, but there are no backpacks at all. Actually I shouldn't lie, I found a child briefcase about 5 months ago, then I died of starvation. Shame I couldn't eat the child briefcase. The developers were mistaken with a patch some YEARS ago that caused a loot table error with the guard houses in some towns. This error caused guard houses to spawn an excess of military level gear ONTOP of the already SOLID amount of food, clothing, and drink accessible from ANY town. I remember how common, rice and Rasputin Kvass was. I would stockpile that, grab a gun from a guardhouse, and begin my FUN! Oh wait... I must be mistaken because I wasn't having fun with that. Please developers read my mind.. what do I really want? Like honestly? I paid you the 30USD the day the SA came out, alongside the over 2000 hours I had logged on the mod through Arma 2: CO.. What do I really want? Do I really want a survival sided combat based mmorpg, or do I want a hiking simulator to passively boast of how Dean Hall has taken the money from his MILLIONS of followers and decided to climb Everest? This is good, progress! We have removed all guns, (making server hopping even MORE common once you managed to luckily get to the Northern aspect of NWAF). Remove all the fun stuff, and put in portable gas stoves (OH YEH!!! Been waiting for them). More books (Thank goodness!! Hopefully in the patch in 2042 we will be able to read the first chapter of SOME of the books!)

I think you get my point. ♥♥♥♥ off you greedy, abusive ♥♥♥♥♥.

Regards,

Donald
Posted 7 March, 2018.
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