JASON I AM SICK AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIRED OF YOU DIGGING HOLES IN YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEDROOM...It all started when Emily broke up with you and I get that it was a stressful time for you, but you can now go around DIGGING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOLES IN YOUR ROOM! First it was the dry wall. We spent 10k fixing the dry wall, then it was the ceiling and we spent 4♥♥♥♥INGTHOUSAND ON A CEILING. The other day I saw you drive to home depot and you came back from the store with a pickaxe and a shovel. Now if that means what I think it means then your dad is going to beat your ass. I swear on my ovaries that if I find a single hole in the foundation of this house then you can cut the rest of your college fund GOODBYE. As your concerned mother I suggest you find some help if you want to keep living with us.

The little rats, the way they scurry around, the way they look into the soul with their beady little eyes... little did I know the truth. How naive I was to believe that there wasn't something awry with them. There is no chance, no alternatives, we must act now, to fix the mess that was created so long ago by those little fiends. They are the ones at fault, not you, not I, THEM. They MUST be stopped, before those devilish little rodents cause more harm than they've already done.

I know you aren't really a human.