Recent reviews by Masterfasterfactor

You know what, I have to credit this game... I mean I really do. It's done absolutely amazing things that have changed the gaming world forever. Mario 64? ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥. Sonic the Hedgehog? Doesn't mean ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pong??? Please that ♥♥♥♥ was like 76 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ centuries behind. This game is the first of it's kind. No other game, in the history of video games, has ever... made me wanna kill myself faster than this...


...That is all...

Now that I've had time to sit down and play Spore I feel as if it was overlooked at the time of its release. Personally I never heard anyone freaking out about this game back in 2008. In all honesty its really friggin fun. Go and play my children.

You know a lot of people ask me. "Chris, How do you win at online poker so you can obtain meaningless virtual items and sell them for ridiculous prices?" To which I answer "Go bribe that guy in the back alley to give you them." Moments later they all had the ban hammer dropped so hard their Steam accounts were warped through several dimensions. So now I tell them to play Poker Night at the Inventory. The game features some of the internets favorite characters and with a truck load of whitty dialouge poker has never seemed so interesting. TAKE THAT LATE NIGHT POKER TOURNIES!!! Plus you get items for TF2 thats a $400,000 profit for just $5.00!

A fun exciting time hunting down your friends and enemies... while wearing hats.