Welcome. Welcome to my cave young ones. Please forgive the belated salutations. I am the holy sword Excalibur!
My legend dates back to the 12th Century thank you very much.
Young ones! Do you want to hear the legend of me? Do you want to hear a heroic tale?
My mornings begin with a cup of coffee with cream at the cafe. My afternoon begins with hot tea with two lumps of sugar. And my evenings... In the evening I change into my pajamas.
The taller the chefs hat the greater the chef.... FOOLS .... Who said I was a chef?!
Before becoming my Meister there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must persue. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452: The five hour story telling party.