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L4D in numbers

100% Who vote lobby or mapchange rq when it's accepted.
100% Who rush solo rage at first attack.
100% Who cheats rage at the first attack.
99.9% Do not know the L4D's worldcup.
99.9% Rq within one sec in lobby but joins the running game 1 min later (30rq/min).
99.9% Rq within one min on server but rejoin 5 min later again after they rq on another serv.
99.9% Looking only for matches that others have won for them.
99.9% Instantly rq when they lost a map.
99.9% Belive they are leading the team when joining in as the last one.
99.9% Who say HI or Hello Rq within seconds.
99.9% Who ask something, Rq faster than you can answer.
99.9% Need more than 45 min for every campaign.
99.9% Dont know how to join a game, so they fill always up lost games and rq the whole day long.

99.9% Dont know how to join official servers, so they always come to private servers.
99.9% Grab the first can they see, these nuts..
99.9% Can not fill in more than this one can.
99.9% Learn from Noobs but ignore good players.
99.9% Do not know what a defi is for.
99.9% Belive they are proplayers.
99.8% Are worth to get kicked.
89% Do not protect the last survivor in team.
88% Votekick on good players.
87% Rq after they votekicked someone.
66% ***CENSORSHIP***
40% Are younger than 10 years.
30% Collect hours afk
20% Want only play infected but fail as infected.
10% Are younger than 5 years.
7% Are so frustrated that they do nothing but commit suicide.
1% Are proplayer
0.1% Are elite players.
0.0001% Have all archievements (without cheating)

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