"I deserve a big titty goth gf!!"
Yeah? Prove it. Pay for their bras. Accept the financial responsibility of their boobs and back pain. You won't. I will bc I love women. Bras too expensive? I'll make one to her exact measurements and needs. Back pains? I will learn how to professionally massage. Financial responsibility? I will scam horny men on the internet to pay for all her needs.

Hi, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be.

Hey there, m'lady! I happened upon your profile after enjoying a wonderful game of SCP: Secret Laboratory with you. You're such an amazing player, better than all of the men I've watched play, and you have a beautiful voice as well! Honestly I hate how women are treated in gaming because they're usually way better than men honestly haha. I hope this doesn't come off as off-putting or anything, I just really wanted to tell you how good you are. I was wondering if you'd like to friend me, and perhaps we can play again together sometime? I know it's kind of a frightening game, but I can help protect you if something happens to you, so you won't need to be scared. ;) Then maybe I'll get to hear that beautiful voice of yours again sometime. I hope you consider adding me back, have a great day beautiful! xoxo

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