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This is my girlfriend. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My girlfriend is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my girlfriend is useless. Without my girlfriend, I am useless. I must fire my girlfriend true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me <3

Ugh... My game loves to freeze for some odd reason and it disconnects everyone. I'm sorry.

Who is this?
New phone

HEY
HEY WHO DIS
WHO IS PHONE

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD