sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

They began to go into my urethra and make little ant nests in the residue. I was thrashing on my bed because I wanted to nut again but I couldn't. My mom walks in to see this and she screams in horror. As soon as I turn my head to look, I busted the hottest, fattest nut I ever have. An explosion of ants rocket out of my penis and all over the floor.

My mom runs out in terror and I begin to finally clean up. Just the thought of what happened sent chills down my spine. I picked the few ants that were still alive and kept them in a jar. I couldn't wait to do it again.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

<3

Boys, Im here to educate you. When I started fighting and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at about 13 years old i was just a skinny little boy. But my father was a boxer, which meant i was training since diapers, and when i started beating up my classmates it made the girls all really horny. Slowly but surely it seemed the more sex I had the bigger my ♥♥♥♥ got and now its 10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inches (ive had A LOT of sex, haha). Of course hindsight being 20/20 I wish I had fought a bit less cuz shaving daily is a pain in the ass, but whatever.

So go bully a few gamers and get laid bros, then you, too, can have giant hairy balls like me 👌

Kimochi