-rep After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We kept chatting, over the next couple of months and we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a CSS:GO LAN-PARTY. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turned out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!

Dear Screw

I have personally reached out to you because of how your argument has affected me. Thus, I would like to go out of my way to congratulate you on developing such a powerful and convincing claim. Your wording and techniques used to enforce your argument are that of an English Major who aced Harvard. Truly, your opinions delivered through your words cannot be outmatched.

And while I see the thought, time, and serious dedication you have developed into a masterpiece truly ahead of our time, I hate to be the barer of rather unfortunate news. It has come to my attention that I have recently been in contact with your female parental figure, more commonly know as your “mother.” To be more specific, I have engaged in large amounts of physical intimacy with her, one could almost refer to as “sexual intercourse.” I apologize for the inconvenience this have may caused you.

Sincerely,

JR

crap admin puts you in jail when you follow instructions and the jail just kills you instantly over and over and the admin won't listen to me

Kitten UWU 20 Aug, 2017 @ 1:46pm
Really hot guy 10/10

Kitten UWU 20 Aug, 2017 @ 4:46am
Really hot guy 10/10

Confession? I have a confession.

I thought if carrots were good for your eyes, maybe it would help my eyesight, since they say your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is so absorbent. I was hoping shoving a root vegetable up my ass of such a kind, would be a spiritual experience, almost like a spiritual carrot enima, where I could really- you know- find myself and learn who I really am, deep inside- my ass...... It was an intimate bond, with me, and the beautiful carrot, like a bond with nature- you are what you eat, they say, and so maybe, in a way, you are what you shove up your ass. Perhaps in a way this is a new age experience, doing this just makes me feel so safe and secure, in a world where everything, is so ripped apart, from nature. As a true feminist, and practicer of new age spiritually, I don't need men, or their toxic masculinity. All I need, is mother nature, and her beautiful carrot, whom I can really, and truly submit myself to, and be made whole again.