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hey so im on my friends phone, so im not her. but im a ♥♥♥ male. ur cute. ur hair is fun, kinda looks like it would feel nice. ur jawline cuts. love that you have a juul, we love a fiend. pretty eyes. u look like u may have a nice body. u seem like a sweetheart. only flaw: thin lips

i would nvr watch asmr, i dont have eyes

this gamer watches asmr with the sound off

I want you to ♥♥♥♥ my wife

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You have 4 hours on Counter Strike, I could destroy your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass

R.I.P.

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