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♂ Maybe
🐊 ☼ we
🚗🚕 ✫ could
💎👳🎫 ☁ paint
🎈🐛🌸🍧 ☺ GOLDIE
🌽🥗💚🌋🎽 ☣ HAWN
📒🐠🚘📗📀📕 ٿ a
💎🚕🌳🐳👃🏓🐛 ● rich
🌂🎄🎁🍇🐝🍖💚🌏 ✦ PRUSSIAN
🕺🥗😺💃👳🎈🍆👽🌽 ✥ BLUE --

𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼

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If you are a beautiful strong Aryan warrior, someone will put this in your comments.
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Once, in the wild urban jungle, named by the primitive inhabitants as "Deh-troy-tuh", I was carefully observing the behaviours of the North American Pavement Ape, an aggressive and destructive animal, capable of sexual desires and violence and not much else, when suddenly a member of the nearby pack identified me, and interpreted my eye contact as a challenge. In response to this, it violently began jabbering in an unintelligeble blurr to its fellow packmates, "bix nood mufugga whitey in muh teytorry we wuz kings n ♥♥♥♥♥", which was the signal to attack. Luckily, at the time, the pavement ape's natural predator, "Legis assertis", or a Police Officer. The officer's presence intimidated the pack, causing them to suck air through their teeth and proclaim that dey dindu nuffin, before slowly waltzing away in a deformed gait, which can be attributed to the Pavement Ape's weird style of clothing itself with pants that hang down to their knees.

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