I bought one of the microtransactions. Later that night, God visited me in a dream. First he thanked me for not being a troglodyte. Then he informed me that he's disappointed in y'alls level of de-evolution that we have succumbed to. He's also ashamed of y'alls idiocy towards something as miniscule as an option which has put everyone into a drunken stupor of vitriol hate. He reminded me that he created us in his image which was man not sheep. Finally, he ended with that if we continue down this path that he's not afraid to hit the flood button again but this time it'll be more creative.

The 7.8 hours of gametime I am required to state is overshadowed by my stay at Holiday Inn to prove I know what I'm talking about when it comes to this review. Fun game, dumb gamers.