Why when a women gets a vibrator its its seen as a bit of "naughty fun" but when a guy orders a 240-volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pro 5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 feet pulsating vagina elastic anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built-in real realistic orgasm screams surround sound system he's called a pervert?

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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside-down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became a prince with a ♥♥♥♥ in my butt

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On a playground is where I put ♥♥♥♥♥ in my butt
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all
Puttin' some ♥♥♥♥♥ right up into my butt
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started puttin' ♥♥♥♥♥ in my butt
I got in one little ♥♥♥♥ and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle to-get-♥♥♥♥♥-in-your-butt"

I begged and pleaded with her, day after day
But she grabbed a ♥♥♥♥ and put it in my butt
She gave me a ♥♥♥♥ and up my butt did I stick it
I put my walkman on and said "I might as well ♥♥♥♥ it"
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' semen drippin' out of my ass
Is this what the people of Dickbutt live like?
Hmmm... a ♥♥♥♥ in my butt
But wait, I hear they're dicky, butt-butt and all that
Is this the kind of ♥♥♥♥ to get put in my butt?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared to put a ♥♥♥♥ in my butt

Well ah
The plane landed and when I came out
There was this dude looked like a cop standin' there with his ♥♥♥♥ out
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with my dickness and jumped in his rear
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "BUTTS" and there were ♥♥♥♥♥ in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo ♥♥♥♥, in my butt!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, ♥♥♥♥ me later!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne, with a ♥♥♥♥ in my butt

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