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Recent reviews by Cj Lightning

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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
43.7 hrs on record
this game takes the tired old trope of petting a dog and tries to be more innovative to these trying modern times and makes you controversialy pet a fox instead, breaking the standard quo in such a brave way that comes from a level of thinking that really needs to be tapped into more for this generation of gaming
Posted 26 June, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
4,532.9 hrs on record (2,519.3 hrs at review time)
the new update is a big weenie
Posted 2 November, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
112.8 hrs on record (83.5 hrs at review time)
Paying 20 dollars for a telltale game seemed like a good idea, but I didn't realize I was getting a story that can be best described as a low budget disney film. Also having the choices only matter for a short time and then having everything come together a few scenes later is just tricking the player into thinking the choices matter. I didn't come to watch a movie, I came to play a game and expect multiple routes and events to happen under my choices. You know like a telltale game should. Barely any puzzles to keep the challange setting to an ease. Solving everything through quick time events just feels boring, remember those fights were your trying to parry and shoot down enemies? Those were fun for the like 3 times it happened. Atleast thats more fun then the higher percent of run and press a button 10 times in a row to finish the cutscene. Not only did this game offer a short amount to do but it has the audiaicty to have story parts be DLC. 20 Dollars is a hefty amount of money, I didn't get 20 dollars worth of story or enjoyment but the fact the game thinks we should wait and pay money for parts of the game is insulting.
Posted 10 February, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
51.4 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
knuckles ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife
Posted 11 January, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
turning camera with the most is not too easy with house my mouse treats it, also the spray painting made me quit. happy i got this before it costed money. With a controller you roll left to right to paint, but....How the heck can you do that with BUTTONS? i have to kinda mash the buttons until i maybe get it right, and not being able to spraypaint nice and fast is going to become a real issue. I dont have a controller to hook up so this is a horrible problem to me.
Posted 19 February, 2016.
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