stop playing dota 2 you sicko

So today I finally had the guts to do it, I overcame my fear. It was a warm evening, the night was coming and people on the streets were heading home. As soon as I noticed this I thought to myself, 'This is my only chance to become a better person.' I went to an alley where it was dark and made sure there were no people around. I gently took off my pants and started to wank off. My penis was enormously hard and needed this wank, since I had a NoFap of 28 days. I was about to finish until I saw a homeless guy staring right at me, we looked at eachother for 5 seconds whilst I was still wanking. It happened, I finished, the homeless man was about 9 metres away from me. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was so intense that I shot him right in the eyeball, he was bleeding. He did not mind it at all, he quickly cleaned himself up and told me to come back tomorrow. Point of this story, masturbate in public to become a better person.