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1.) Start with a slow lick. This will awaken nerve receptors, and engage your partner.
2.) Keep going, and with every 10 seconds that pass, up the pace by approximately 10%.
3.) Insert your tongue, and create a suction with your lips.
At this point, if your partner is grunting, you are doing a great job. If he/she seems disinterested, or distant, up the pace to a point where they can no longer ignore you.
4.) Open up the anus with your tongue and spit. This will create lubrication for when you go deeper.
5.) Repeat step four until you can comfortably insert your whole tongue into your partner, while keeping up the suction.
6.) Congratulations! You are now eating ass.
In League of Legends (and probably other games too) the weapons and accessories are intentionally made bigger so that they can be seen and made out from a far away semi top-down view (from the players view). This is an artistic decision and if you were to create it on that scale in real life it would look redicolous and really impractical. Sadly cosplayers fail to realize this and look really dumb when they pose with the pistol that is as big as their body. Don't copy the scale 1:1 from ingame because it was sized big to be seen from afar, otherwise it would be insignificant and wouldn't add to the character. But in real life scales... Looks stupid.
Learn to cosplay. I get cringy when I see somebody cosplaying with a bow that cannot properly use it. Learn to act a bit and maybe research on how they move and act.
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