I once witnessed a man on all fours in a river, buck ass naked, and majestic as hell. He plunged his head into the rivers depth, and when he resurfaced had a salmon in his mouth. I looked on in awe at his majesty until he saw me. The man stared at me for what seemed like an eternity, he then tilted his head to the side and said, "The time for wheel has come". He then pranced on all fours from the river into the nearby forest.